Monday, August 28, 2006

Theory of Evolution (Hypothesis #3)

I've had this hypothesis i.e. useless observation since I was 17 (Yes, I am very adept at remembering the unimportant stuff in life) that there's a greater number of prettier girls living in the eastern part of Singapore due to the concentration of affluent residential estates in that area.

My premise is simple; big bungalows => rich families => rich men and their pretty wives with big boobs => offspring who have a 50% chance of taking after their mothers.

There are two ways to test this hypothesis:
1. Wait till I'm rich enough to marry a former supermodel/beauty queen/offspring of above-mentioned.
2. Girls who fit the above criteria, please leave your email in the comments section. I'll contact you for a simple survey and photograph, which will then be analysed using a statistical method which is too complex to explain now.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am a very yandao living in Joo Chiat Link, I think your survey si beh zhun. can i take part in your survey also ah?

Anonymous said...

Eh yan eh, he say girls leh, u sissyboy izzit? Limbeh very very yandao, stay in Siglap big bungalow and somemore drive WRX with turbo exhaust pipe also nvr say anything, u wan to kao peh so much.